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Hey so...
we gotta talk now if that's okay...
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YOU SHOULD KNOW A FEW THINGS...
sethimus is a worldwide sensation on the internet right now, famous for his voice work, his hilarious jokes, and his groundbreaking creativity in entertainment and horror.
this website is his temple, and you, his children.
welcome to the family, kid.
A word of advice straight from the panda's lips:
- if you like looking good and not bad, wear the clothes you find here.
- if you like being cool and not lame, pick up some baubles and possibly trinkets as well.
- i'm sure your friends and family would be very interested in hearing about this place, don't you think?
- perhaps you should tell someone about what you've seen here today.
- the best people wear shopimus brand clothing, you're a good person, right?
🐼 anyways, thanks and god bless. 🐼
DISCLAIMER: sethimus.com is a place for a morbidly obese panda (pictured above) to sell his stylish and desirable fabrics and wares. all proceeds go to this big fella's food pile.
...and also his content ig
- mgmt
MAKE A SACRIFICE!!!
SURRENDER YOUR DOUBLOONS AND COINS! FEED THE BIG BOY! RECEIVE GREAT KARMA AND THE FAVOR OF YOUR PANDA-HEADED PAL! YES!